welcome to the inner workings of my mind

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

(Source: this-gypsy-soul, via breakinq)

— 3 hours ago with 62112 notes

sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

(via miss-heroin)

— 3 hours ago with 92824 notes

liftedandgiftedd:

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

(via miss-heroin)

— 3 hours ago with 103671 notes

thecutestofthecute:

German Shepherds and their floppy ears. There is nothing I do not like about this.

(via featheredbyfairweather)

— 3 hours ago with 41994 notes
sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

— 3 hours ago with 29534 notes
pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

(Source: 500px.com, via breakinq)

— 5 hours ago with 32829 notes
sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

— 5 hours ago with 43934 notes